Thursday, June 09, 2005


Master Doh-San over at the Empty Mind gives us rules for Retrosexuals. It amazes me just how good a job my folks did raising me. Except they didn’t know what a retrosexual was. Back then we just called them Men. Those who were not were called names, but the purest form of the male of the species was simply called Man. If people have any reason to guess at your sexuality, then you are not inclusive of the “Man” title. Note that the article never once mentions where you put Mr. Winkie at night, but if people have to wonder, based on your behavior, then you do not fall into the “Man” category, without having to hyphenate “-sexual” onto the title (i.e. Homo- Metro- Bi- A-)


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