Okay...Tinfoil is firmly in place. The Mrs. and I got to talking yesterday about the next big thing that is going to be President Bush's fault.
Has anyone noticed how all of these hurricanes have passed through the
That's right folks. He was built in the late 50's in Hanger 18 at a secret post in the
What is clear is that the weather control device that Fidel Castro was created to build after seizing control of
The appearance of Fidel as an enemy of America, and the embargo of Cuba is just an attempt to conceal his true nature and identity.
Something, however, has gone horribly wrong. Either Fidel has become truly self-aware (he was originally a hyper-intelligent program, and may have become self-aware through software updates or possibly through natural evolution) or, he has come under the control of a foreign power, bent on the destruction of the American economy. If he has become self-aware, perhaps the anti-American vitriol he has been spewing for the last 50 years has become a part of his program; he actually thinks it to be truth. If this is the case, he is more dangerous than ever and should be destroyed at all cost. If he has come under the control of a foreign power, so we have the slim chance of finding out exactly who is responsible and turning our machine on him.
I really don't think there's anybody in South or
I don't think the oil companies are really hurting that much. So who else would benefit? There are too many granola eating birkenstock wearing nouveau hippies in
Really though, who would believe the president now, if he went to Congress and said that they needed to immediately declare war on
Of course, with all this extra water added to the
Carren is awake, the Steeler game is on, and my meds are kicking in. In short, it's time to take off the tinfoil helmet and watch football. I hope I've given you some food for thought (really, I just do this so that I can someday admit to the Senate confirmation committee that my web site was really just humor.) I do think it's interesting that both of these hurricanes have gotten more powerful as they got closer to land, don't they usually get stronger when they're more centered over water?