Just when you thought the scarecrow was finally done humiliating himself:

“You know, education, if you make the most of it, if you study hard and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, uh, you, you can do well. If you don’t, you get stuck in Iraq.”

My Response: (Mom, you're not going to like my language, fair warning.)

Like I said, I'm educated. I can fully and completely express myself without cursing like a drunken sailor with tourettes. But it's just too much fun sometimes.

John Pussuts Kerry is a complete and total fuckstick. He is a jackass, and asshat, and a meatsicle. The best part of him didn't run down the crack of his mother's ass, it dribbled off his dog's chin.

I wouldn't piss on Pussuts if he was on fire. And that is coming from someone who has *been* on fire.

I got better grades than he did in college (and I was really not trying, and I spent more nights drinking than studying, just ask Carren.) As a matter of fact, ALL of the officers in the military are college-educated, with the vast 99% carrying bachelors degrees, and well over 50% having advanced (and often multiple) degrees. As a military, we've not only destroyed our nations enemies (not much nuance used, I'm afraid) but we've also rebuilt them. (Or are there still genocides in bosnia and kosovo?)

Don't tapdance, pussnuts. You DID offend everyone who has ever worn a uniform, even your swifty shipmates think you're a shitheel. Your next morning tapdance, trying to shove what you said as a metaphor for the Bush administration, was almost as much shovelled shit as you spouted in your last campaign. We know you think of servicemen as servants, at best, and are far more likely to treat us the same way as the clintons did.

And your rebuttal was an even bigger insult: you treated us like idiots in that too... I'll beak it down for you, pussnuts:

...If anyone thinks a veteran (Veteran? Lemme see your records) would criticize the more than 140,000 heroes serving in Iraq and not the president who got us stuck (ain't seen you in the halls of Walter Reed anytime lately, and come to think of it, have you visited either sandbox lately?)(Stuck?? It's *still* not a quagmire numbnuts. I've been in one of those, (head down, actually) and THE IRAQI PEOPLE, BY VAST MAJORITY, WANT US THERE.) there, they’re crazy (So because I heard what you said as was offended by it, I'm crazy?--Maybe I'm just not nuanced. No, wait, I'm a soldier. I must be stupid). This is the classic G.O.P. playbook. (Why, did the GOP write your speech?) I’m sick and tired of these despicable Republican attacks that always seem to come from those who never can be found to serve in war, but love to attack those who did (Again, can we see your service records? I served in a war, as did your swifty boatmates who told the truth about you).

I’m not going to be lectured by a stuffed suit White House mouthpiece standing behind a podium (yep, those white house speakers are just stuffed shirts. Have you looked under your collar lately? Nothing there but flabby titties and stove-top, I'd bet), or doughy Rush Limbaugh (Okay he's fat. But you know what? He's right more than you are), who no doubt today will take a break from belittling Michael J. Fox’s Parkinson’s disease (hey, Fox admitted to being over-medicated for the ad, and although it's fun to be over-medicated, it probably isn't the best Idea whe you are doing TV spots. Also, since Fox is whining about stem-cell, why didn't he mention that we spend more on stem cell than any other nation in the world? Even better, why not impregante his wife and we'll use his progeny for the partial-birth abortions to get the new stem lines he wants?) to start lying about me just as they have lied about Iraq (No, they never lied, perhaps you didn't understand the nuances, pussnuts). It disgusts me that these Republican hacks, who have never worn the uniform of our country lie and distort so blatantly and carelessly about those who have. (As opposed to say, calling all of the rest of us who still serve in Iraq, failures who obviously didn't study, work, do homework, or uh, uh, be smart)

The people who owe our troops an apology are George W. Bush and Dick Cheney who misled America into war (Hey pussnuts, commanders make decisions based on the information they have at the time) and have given us a Katrina foreign policy (WTF is a Katrina foreign policy? Have we flooded any other country I didn't here about? Or are you refering to President Bush's haliburton-built weather machine that can make hurricanes?) that has betrayed our ideals, killed and maimed our soldiers, and widened the terrorist threat instead of defeating it (yep--planes crashing all the time these days.) These Republicans are afraid to debate veterans (WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU DEBATED A VETERAN?) who live and breathe the concerns of our troops, not the empty slogans of an Administration that sent our brave troops to war without body armor (If you had your way, we wouldn't have uniforms, let alone body armor--you voted consistently against defense spending--spitballs sound familiar? But I'm sure we'd have plenty of ketchup.)

Bottom line, these Republicans want to debate straw men (have you looked in the mirror lately? You're a pair of coveralls and a song away from Oz) because they’re afraid to debate real men (Real men? Like who, Hillary? I'm a real man. Come to my house and debate me. It will start like this: "Hi, I'm Senator Kerry and unngh--Please! Stop! Ow! Ow! My Eyes! Ungh! What are you doing with that hammer?! and it'd get worse from there.) And this time it won’t work because we’re going to stay in their face with the truth (I'll bet you have some new memos, don't you) and deny them even a sliver of light for their distortions. (Like the severity of a wound to get a purple heart, maybe? Or testimony of war crimes and atrocities that. never. happened.) No Democrat will be bullied by an administration that has a cut and run policy (Did Murtha change parties?) in Afghanistan and a stand still and lose (except we're winning--By the way, what's your plan?) strategy in Iraq.

Finally, if you want to really debate me, let me give you a sample of what my record looks like; I understand sacrifice, honor, duty, integrity, and most of all, responsibility ot my men, my mission, and my country:

“…I imagine many of you are reading the book “1776” -- David McCullough’s book—just out. Trying to get patriots in to--if you will-- raise their right hand and serve was tough. It’s tough right now. But the stakes are extremely high. We need--it’s a noble cause. I was just at Walter Reed yesterday visiting some of the wounded soldiers. I wish—I wish all of America could have been in a couple of rooms. One was a Captain who had been hit by an IED. And had lots of flesh wounds. And he had his arms and his legs. He lost his little finger in the – in the deal. But the intensity of that young man who was in extreme pain from a lot of skin graphs some that had just recently been done. To the mission. To his-- he’s a Company Commander—to his Company. To the fact that I’ve got to heal so that I can get back… was absolutely inspiring. It brought a tear to your eye too because he was in pretty good condition but in a lot of pain. This is a noble effort. I would hope that people would be attracted to a noble effort when their nation’s in trouble….”
General Richard B. Myers, National Press Club in Washington, DC, July 25, 2005.

In summation: John Kerry, Go. Fuck. Yourself.

--Chuck