Who gets the honors?

Wanna pay off the GWOT debt?

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The winner of this auction gets to tighten the noose around uncle satan's neck

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The winner of this auction gets to kick uncle satan squarely in the nuts prior to his hanging

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The winner of this auction gets to pull the lever dropping uncle satan to his death. (Just for fun, the winner of this auction may choose to allow GHW Bush and GW Bush to jointly pull the lever, or place them in such a position that uncle satan's last view on this earth is of the smiling cowboys.

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The winner of this auction gets to place uncle satan's body inside the carcass of a arkansas-bred razorback hog, and deliver it to the international cotillion of necrophiliacs and other sexual deviants democratic national convention, with a giant "mission: accomplished" sticker on his ass.

and finally, put the whole ececution on HDTV pay per view, shot with gozillion frame per second cameras to capture every nuance of uncle satan's final moments.

--Chuck