Maybe it's because I've spent the last two days playing games all day with my three year old, but I've come up with these two really deep thoughts:
1. I am going to write a psychological thriller for the blind. It will (of course) be in braille, but the last word will be replaced with a thumbtack. (Okay, I heard that one somewhere, but I blew snot when I heard it.)
2. Would I get a lot of spam if I changed my email address to C1al!s_n_V1agra_free4life@gmail.com? Why would spammers spam so obviously a spammy address?
The problem, of course is that no one would ever read my emails...