I am having trouble breathing. Nothing remarkable, just severe chest congestion from this stupid cold I have. On top of that, I have little elves carrying hammers running around in my head, taking turns beating on nerve endings. Makes for a great migraine.
I'm burning enough calories from trying to breathe that I am sweating. Does that count as exercise?
Every breath carries a wheeze and a rattle, the phlegm eventually is coughed out in lumps the size of tumors.
Luckily, I don't have a sore throat anymore, and my sinuses are relatively clear, so that's one less thing to worry about.
Yep, that's me. A big sick baby.