Barack Obama:

"Change We Can Believe In."

Sorry, but I prefer, that if we must change, then we don't change to something we believe, but rather something we can prove. Just like I can prove, oh great orator, that one isn't supposed to end a sentence (although your slogan isn't really a sentence) with a preposition.

"One voice can change a room, and if a room, a city, and if a city, a nation, and if a nation, the world."

You're right. One voice. Just ask Adolph Hitler. He was a tremendous orator, too. Lots of emotion, very little substance... maybe we should focus on what is said, rather than the emotion with which it is said.

Speaking of Hitler, Hillary Clinton's top sloganry:
“Turn up the heat; Turn America Around”

Does this mean she supports glowball warmening, or she is aware that "climate change" can't really be affected by us, short of a nuclear winter. Besides, how could someone so obviously frigid turn up the heat?

"She is in the solutions business."
The nazis had a solution too. As a matter of fact, they called it the final solution to the Jewish question. Just because someone has a solution, doesn't mean it's a good solution. For example, her husband, the one who she learned so much from, signed legislation that banned assault weapons, high capacity magazines, and sundry other weapons from being purchased by law-abiding citizens. Many of these "assault weapons" were named as such because they had things like flash suppressors, bipods, bayoney lugs, folding stocks, etc. Nothing that would limit the function of the weapon, but rather, things that made it look scary. Net effect on getting guns out of the hands of gangs/criminals: Zero. Helluva solution there, sweetits. I know, it wasn't YOUR signature on the AWB, but remember, "we are the president?"

John McCain:
"Well, we all know what we're here for... let's do the photo op."
Asshat.

Chuck in 2012:
"America as the founding fathers intended."
"Screw with the US and we will end you."
"Chuck--because anything else is asshattery"
"Chuck--He can read the constitution"
"It's time to hire a president who has sacrificed for us already"
"Chuck--because congress is retarded"
"Because the UN needs its ass kicked"
"Chuck--Because YOU know what's right for YOU"

Okay, ya'll's turn, put your sloganry in the comments section. if you'd like to do a chuck in 2012 poster, here's a demotivator generator.

--Chuck

Okay, one last shot. Hey B.O., just so's ya know,
Elitist: someone who believes in rule by an elite group

Elitist describes you as someone who thinks that your particular group--liberal democrats--knows what is best for evryone, moreso than people do for themselves. Nigger (there, I said it--I don't use N-word) is an epithet, and you could take it in either the first or second definition. But calling you an elitist, and having you try to suborn that into an epithet, only proves that you really aren't sure of the definition of either word.

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