If you're looking for something a bit more cerebral, skip to the next post. f you're trying to make pudding squirt out your nose, read below.
Why did E.T. like Reese's Pieces so much?
On his home planet, they taste like semen.
What do Kodak Film, Arm & Hammer Baking Soda, and Woody Allen have in common?
They all come in a little yellow box
Q, What has eight legs and one eye?
A, Two chairs and half a dogs head
Q. What do you call a dog with iron balls?
Q: What did the perverted frog say?
Q. What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
A. Christopher Walken.
A man walks into his kitchen with a duck under his arm and says 'This is the pig I have been screwing'
His wife says' That's not a pig that's a duck'
He replies ' I wasn't talking to you'
Q. What's blue and doesn't fit?
A. A dead epileptic
And the 2008 Major Charles Ziegenfuss Award Winners for “Joke Most Likely to Send You Straight to Hell”
What did the blind, deaf, and retarded kid get for Christmas?