Where's Waldo Chuck

An update from the Code Monkey:

I just wanted to let everyone know that Chuck has not run off with Hare Krishna's or sworn off all technology to begin a new life as a Luddite or anything crazy like that. He claims the Army has got him quite busy, but I think there may be more going on.

A few of my theories:

• He's building his own Death Star.
• He's forming an alliance of bloggers to deal with trolls.
• He's delivering pizza and words of encouragement for the folks at UMass Lowell working on the DARPA project to study limb regeneration.
• Working a second job so he can win the bidding on the Sea Harrier Jump Jet Aircraft on eBay.

Feel free to add your own theories in the comments...