Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Great. Now I don't have to worry about retirement!

Jebus Cripes, I hate getting spam:
We are pleased to notify you that your email address won the sum of £850,000 GBP from our monthly UK National Online Promotion held on 23rd September 2008,and released today 24Th September 2008.,You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of £850,000 (Eight Hundred And Fifty Thousand Pounds ).

Contact agent for your claims
So, with some handy-dandy sleuthing, and the contact information from NAMBLA (the North American Man-Boy Love Association) I sent them this in reply
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1.Agent Name: Mr Cambell Lewis
2.Agent Email: uklott_dept02@hotmail.com (Because all lottery officials use hotmail accounts)
3.Agent Tel : +44 703 197 2880
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Claims Requirements:
1.full name: Heywood Jablowme
2.Home Address: 537 Jones St., No. 8418 San Francisco, CA 94102
3.Age: 27
4.Sex: Pre-opereative Trans-gender Female
5.Tele: 212-631-1194 (work voice mail)
6.Occupation: Cabaret/Exotic Dancer
7.Country Of Residence: USA
8.Nationality: Peruvian
9.Amount Won: £850,000 GB
10.Religion: Orthodox Amish
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Congratulations once more from aall members
and staff of this program.
Sincerely,
Dr.(Mrs.) Rose Davidson
Online Co-ordinator
NOTE:Send Details Only To This Email Address:uklott_dept02@hotmail.com
Of course, I sent it from privatedancerus@gmail.com, a newly-minted gmail account.

We'll see what develops.

--Chuck

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