Friday, April 10, 2009


It's Ishtar Friday, Holy Friday, or whatever. That magical time of the spring when Jesus comes out of his cave, and if he sees his shadow and runs back inside, we'll have six more weeks of lent, and all the bunnies will shit colored eggs. Meanwhile, muslims will continue to fornicate with goats, regardless of the shadow outcome.
Or something. I really shoulda paid more attention in Sunday school.

Anyway, I figure there's no wrong way to eat a rhesus, and no right way to segue into this:

Or this

Or this

Happy Friday, and remember, God doesn't want you to eat meat on Friday during lent because... um... every time you do, Buddha kills a kitten.


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