Monday, June 29, 2009

My Fort Fisher, NC vacation

So I'm at the beach hotel in NC, with the family and dog, and I meet our neighbor. Yes, that's a dude. Yes, that's a wedding dress.

Me: hee hee giggle snort. "What, did you lose a bet?"

Him: (or is it hym?) (perturbed) "No, I am going to my wedding."

Me: giggle giggle snort giggle cough wheeze snort.

"Okay, well try not to suck any dicks in the parking lot. No really,
I'm cool with it. Ya'll have just as much right to be miserable as
the rest of us. Mazeltov!"

Sent from my pda/phone/crackberry/electro-leash, so please excuse
typos, grammar, vulgarity, random strings of characters, etc.


oderint dum metuant
Let them hate us, so long as they fear us
Μολὼν λάβε--come and get it

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