Monday, June 29, 2009
My Fort Fisher, NC vacation
So I'm at the beach hotel in NC, with the family and dog, and I meet our neighbor. Yes, that's a dude. Yes, that's a wedding dress.
Me: hee hee giggle snort. "What, did you lose a bet?"
Me: hee hee giggle snort. "What, did you lose a bet?"
Him: (or is it hym?) (perturbed) "No, I am going to my wedding."
Me: giggle giggle snort giggle cough wheeze snort.
"Okay, well try not to suck any dicks in the parking lot. No really,
I'm cool with it. Ya'll have just as much right to be miserable as
the rest of us. Mazeltov!"
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typos, grammar, vulgarity, random strings of characters, etc.
--Chuck
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