No matter how bad your day was, no matter how many stupid mistakes you may have made, there is no way it was as bad as the night this guy had last weekend:
I disagree with the reporter's statement that he's unlucky because that would imply he would have been lucky if he'd gotten away with it. No, he'd be lucky if he had enough brain cells to rub together to realize that robbing a bar is just. plain. stupid.
It is pretty funny though that the cops got him to the ground without having to set down their beers.
Bonus: mug shot?