Since there are so many netizens running amok with nuclear, biological, and chemical (NBC) munitions, not to mention the even sexier CBRNE (Chemical, Biological, Radiological, Nuclear, and Explosive) weapons, I just wanted to categorically state that if attacked (and this means you, Nauru) "From My Position... On the Way!" will respond with all manner of weapons at its disposal, in random order. You may get 100 Megatons of warmth added to your global-warming footprint, or I may just send a strongly-worded letter to the UN, or anywhere in between. So tread lightly, this blog has many big sticks, and you can't plan your actions based on my reactions, because my reactions will be more schizophrenic than Syd Barrett and Mary Todd Lincoln's love child.
Now, would you rather pick on a blog with a stated defense policy like mine, or would you rather pick a fight with a blog which categorically states the things which it will not do if you attack it, regardless of the manner in which you attack it?