Have fun in jail, John.
It's one thing to pretend you're a Marine.
It's another to collect benefits and perks because you made people think you were a Marine.
But skipping out on your court date? Dude, that's priceless. Well, it is for me anyway. I'm laughing at how you are the complete antithesis of everything the Marines (and the Army, the Navy, the Air Force and the Coast Guard) stand for.
For you, I'm guessing it's anything but priceless. You're probably cowering in a dark corner somewhere hoping that no one finds you and holds you accountable for being a fake, a liar, and too cowardly to even face the music once you got busted.
I hope they hand you over to Sheriff Joe for a nice long hot stay in Tent City once they find your lame, worthless self.
If you see John Rodriguez, there's a bench warrant for his arrest: