Friday, July 16, 2010

I have a plan

I want to design a new ATM.  Mine will be designed so if someone tries to use a credit/debit/ATM card that's been reported (and verified) stolen, the "card holder" will be shot with a Taser.  The camera(s) will record the video and upload to the internet and the cops will be notified immediately so they're on the scene to scoop up the perpetrator as soon as they stop twitching.

I suppose a paramedic should be called as well.

So far every time I've run this idea past someone in the banking industry, they think it's brilliant.

If the Tasers don't work out, I'll settle for a pack of live, rabid, hungry javalinas.

~~Code Monkey

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