Friday, September 17, 2010

 Latest news from ISAF
"This is the second time in recent weeks a Taliban commander has been found hiding in an oven," said U.S. Army Col. Rafael Torres, International Security Assistance Force Joint Command Combined Joint Operations Center director. "Whether they hide in a cave or an oven, we're going to find the enemies of Afghanistan and secure peace for this country." 
 Lets see, WWJWD?  (What Would John Wayne Do?)
1.  Set oven to "self-clean", brace oven door, take a nap.
2.  Check done-ness with bayonet.
3.  Turn oven on low, and fill room with tear gas, brace door to room.
4.  Put video camera in window, set oven on low, feed to youtube.
5.  Put pork roast in oven, set to bake
6.  Spray oven with easy-off "super nasty fume formula" brace door.
7... add your own in comments.


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