Of the flu, apparently. Either that or she has ebola, or some form of herpecoccogynecepholitis. She's been bedridden for the last two days, and feeling so crappy she hasn't really moved much in bed.
(She's not really dying, she's just really ill--not terminal)
Anyway, the promotion/Chrismas/Chux Birthday party scheduled for Saturday is cancelled.
I know she did this on purpose... ;)