Retrofemales

A retrofemale’s role is to be the wife, listen to all the bullshit, and take care of the kids. Enough of the feminist “feel sorry for me because I have a vagina” nonsense.

Know your role and shut up!

If you’re a lesbian that’s your choice, but if you’re gonna strap on a dildo, what’s the point? The idea of a relationship is to not fully understand why the opposite sex does what they do. (We will never understand the comfort of a guy’s palm connected to his ball sack.)

Know your role and shut up!

Flowers are great, but they die. Don’t feel bad if you get them once a year (if that). Guy’s don’t buy shit for the sake of buying shit, and they don’t want to invest their hard-earned money on something that’s going to die. (Period)

Know your role and shut up!

Women birth their children. If you’re a good mom, you’re children would rather you wipe their ass. (So don’t get pissed when they call for you, and nag at your husband to help out.)

Know your role and shut up!

Don’t get your panties in a bunch if your mate doesn’t notice you’ve cut or colored your hair. He loves you no matter what you look like. If it makes you feel good to go from blonde to red, and get a dyke slice, do it for you. (Cause they usually don’t notice, or care.)

Know your role and shut up!

When you ask your mate how you look in an outfit, know that he’s lying. You know if you look fat, so buy some shaping undergarments, or wear a fucking sweat suit. (You set yourself up for failure.)

Know your role and shut up!

If your mate makes a comment about you gaining weight or doesn’t like something about you, take it as a compliment. He wants his wife to be hot. (You should always want their approval.)

Know your role and shut up!

If your husband wants a night out with the guys, that’s great. You’re turn will be next, and they don’t do anything that any other guy doesn’t do: Check out hot chicks. It’s human nature to stare at something that looks good. (Get over it.)

Know your role and shut up!

When your mate shows you some affection, you know what he wants. Beat him to the sack and fuck his brains out. Don’t feel sorry for yourself because he only shows it when he’s in the mood. (It gets old for everyone after a couple of years, who are you kidding?)

Know your role and shut up!

If you are a stay at home mom, that’s what you chose to do. Take care of the house, take care of the kids like you are their slave, and have dinner ready when your husband gets home. (It’s your job!)

Know your role and shut up!

If you are married to someone in the military don’t try to get pity because they are overseas. I have great compassion for those wives, husbands, and families. It’s sad that war happens, but that is their job. (You chose to marry the guy.)

Know your role and shut up!

If you don’t like sports, learn to love them. Take the time to learn the strategy of sports; it could work in your favor. This is unless your mate is a METROsexual. If that is the case, you may as well be a lesbian. (You don’t want your mate to be prettier than you are.)

If you want a lifetime of happiness just know your role and shut up!

~Sarah.

That's right campers, this was written my a woman (and certifiable hot chick) Don't even think about being mean to her, or she'll hunt you down seduce your wife or girlfriend, tell everyone how your ex went lesbian rather than be with you, and then dump her (Sarah is, last time I checked, VERY straight)