Random thoughts

• If you're at work and the network's broken, do not offer unsolicited advice to the resident IT person if you were the person who caused the last network outage and laughed about it when busted.  Taking an entire office offline because you are a moron is never a laughing matter.  You will never be forgiven and your IT people don't want anything from you except for you to go far, far away.
• The "invisible rope stretched across the road" trick may look funny on YouTube.  Doing it to real people at night is a true sign that you are nothing more than a worthless asshat.   I hope all the women you ever hit on have incurable STD's or turn out to actually be men.

-Code Monkey