Thursday, June 10, 2010

What to do?

How can the Administration best stop the Gulf oil spill?
Pass out straws to WH staff, take them to Gulf, start sucking
Stand on nearest oil platform, and "hope" really hard
Tell Oprah and Rosie it's chocolate gravy
tell BP to fix the leak in the most efficient, fastest manner possible (consumers pay for it)
Let the Navy figure it out (taxpayers pay for it)
Capture blue whale, train it to stuff itself into crack

  
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